They say that over 90% of the heat in your body escapes through your head, proven by research.
When we read new research that your affinity for:
1 - Speed,
2 - Horsepower, and
3 - the need for authoritarian manipulation of the remote control (even when alone)...
...also escape through your noggin, we knew we had to move fast, after all, the future of our culture is at stake here!
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